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Hearts Demotivational Poster

OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!

TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
This makes my heart hurt. =(


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


Cruelty -

TAGS: boxman hearts love hurt hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 6:24 pm
this is more than true, my friend...


TAGS: republican purple hearts
Rating: 3.36/5

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IllicoPresto - August 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Don't forget, more Democrats have served in the military than Republicans. Having "been there," they're not as quick to put troops' lives on the line.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:47 pm
I was all for turning Afghanistan into molten glass, they attacked us. Iraq should've thrown their own d*** revolution, instead of Congress buying BS about WMD's and non-existent ties between Saddam and Al Queda.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:45 pm
Depends on the Democrat. Some do, others realize we do need one for self-defense but want it to remain just that instead of invading other countries in wars against "isms".
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
Democrats aren't AGAINST the military. It just offends them to think they need one. "Violence never solved anything." - anonymous, Hiroshima
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:25 pm
FaultySwitch, they're not against the Military, Military veterans get better treatment and VA funding during Dem presidencies, Republicans just send them off to get killed (and then slash funding for when they get hurt and survive).
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:10 pm
why is the democratic party so against the military that keeps them safe at night. it blows my mind every time i think about it.
KDP3 - June 19, 2009, 5:52 pm
They are making fun of a man that gos around declaring himself a war hero but never stand up for what he believed in. Now ask what dos the Democratic Congress treat our Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


TAGS: sweethearts words eating
Rating: 3.78/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:18 am
Ron again FTW! I don't suppose you would tell me of a good program for making more elaborate posters? I think i am ready to graduate from the "create" screen. Maybe.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Love it.
MO - July 27, 2009, 6:57 pm
And pretty!! So pretty...
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone about the E.D...
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...I mean I do feel young!
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:18 pm
RONSART - July 27, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thax kids...Porc you always soft and sweet...lol Have enjoyed thru the year of battles you and others have in flame wars. So keep up the softness in tone...lol
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm
haha i like how this was done
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
good = got
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
And they good that long term mem going...5 Poodlers...*What, yes dear I'll be right there*

Organization XIII -

TAGS: hearts
Rating: 1.65/5

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CraigR - July 5, 2008, 2:45 pm
Roxas is cool though, and so are their coats
random - July 1, 2008, 1:48 pm
There's yet to be another crazier group of villains than them too...
Number XIV - February 1, 2008, 7:12 pm
It's so true...

ETERNITY - It seems like love can never end. But one day the tide will come in.

TAGS: hearts in the sand
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:56 pm
And this one is one of the best that I have seen on this site so far. That, and never feel the need to apologise for something as minor as this. Also, I apologise for replying after such a vast period of time. (There may or may not be some sarcasm here).
Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:52 pm
There is a difference between "not a fan" and "disappointed". Neither you, nor anyone I can remember on this site, has ever disappointed myself. Simply, I much prefer fewer posters of the highest quality in comparison to a large amount of average ones...
pickleviper - March 24, 2013, 9:22 am
Thank you for your honesty, Rick. I'm sorry I normally disappoint you.
Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:28 pm
Honestly, not always a fan of your vast quantity of posters... But this here is something outstanding... I await more like this... Really nice one...
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 7:00 am
Yeah, 5 waves of an indiscernible neap tide. Roll on, PV.
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 6:27 am
5 waves PV
Zetmonk - March 22, 2013, 5:48 am
My word. From happy to depressed in 3 lines flat.
Sho - March 21, 2013, 10:46 pm
thats a 5 from me

let there be beauty in life -

TAGS: life thearts palahniuk joy
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 25, 2014, 4:28 am
Two down, two to go. (..and Ph**oshop will handle that lil' problem.)
steve1961 - March 25, 2014, 4:05 am
Softies...That's why our youths nowadays are running rampant...
rerun - March 24, 2014, 8:38 pm

I would have approved it too.
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 11:59 am

Dammit~So blown away by that little girl's bliss, I completely missed it.
Airman - March 24, 2014, 8:49 am
sonofa.. you're right. Rust never sleeps
steve1961 - March 24, 2014, 2:33 am
Gawd...don't kill me...but...is that a tag?
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:11 am



TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:24 am
ROR! 5L, ya gotta love them spoons!


TAGS: bless their lil hearts
Rating: 4.64/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thats a cool kid, must be canadian lol. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:56 pm
cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L
Airman - April 26, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 6:40 pm
I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!

- Epic Wordsmith Witty and Topical. Still can't handle his Jägermeister

TAGS: puke that taster like cinnamon hearts
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - October 6, 2009, 12:06 am
Except in college!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
True dat!!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:51 pm
If no other lesson in life is learned, everyone needs to understand that nothing good ever comes from Jager.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:49 pm
moooooooooo is a motifake in real life! Any time he seems really complimentary, you are about to get sh** down!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
Well at least the words were kind to you.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
I searched for the tag cinnamon!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:42 pm
Well, that did NOT come up when I searched thetrashheap. NOT AT ALL!!!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
This one Nik! hey over here yoohoo!!!!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
I'm sure you mean "seat" and yeah Thanks TTH but what did you do to my dra**s?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:31 pm
Hey, at least you put the set up eH!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
I wish someone would puke in the aquarium (regardless of what I say in the Forum) They're "her" fish.....Except "Abe" he's the only fish I like.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
perpetual douche baggery from you guys eh!
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
Dammit I told him not to use the fish bowl!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:21 pm
he's more the "queen"
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:19 pm
I gave the King of the Porcelain Throne a 5 Poodle mark
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:16 pm
You know full well I don't have children. If you wanna kill those bastard cats be my guest. did You at least give me 5?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:15 pm
Too funny
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
You will pay for this you coward. I will eat your children and floss with your pets.

QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded

TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "b***er knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm

DIO - The Flame has died. Is it heaven or hell for RJD?

TAGS: rip great one you will live on in our hearts
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:45 pm
RIP Rock God. Heaven or hell, it's nothing to worry about. He was a deity in his own right.
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
We're a ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah. We're a laugh without a tear The hope without the fear We are coming home...
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
We're off to the witch, we may never never come home, but the magic that we'll feel is worth a lifetime.
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
We're all born upon the cross, we're the throw before the toss, you can release yourself, but the only way is down.
Robert the Bruce - May 20, 2010, 12:55 pm
Nice to see someone thought of this.
Cloudchaser - May 17, 2010, 9:36 am
I'm hoping that he was Hungry For Heaven

Two hearts beating -

TAGS: two hearts beating seperate seperating seperation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:20 am
Niiiiiice! 5 goth lions to the Silver one!

World-O-Hope -

TAGS: hope within minds hearts souls
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 4, 2014, 11:56 pm
Hmm... I wonder...
GaryO - November 4, 2014, 10:54 pm
Man, Edgeth, you’ve got tremendous range. What’s next, rutabaga background framed in steel I beams?