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Hearts Demotivational Poster


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am, #248525
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am, #240045
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm, #163954
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm, #163953
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm, #163952
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm, #163951
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


WISH I COULD TURN AWAY -


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am, #229169
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm, #229159
This makes my heart hurt. =(


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm, #206323
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162024
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


THE THIRST QUENCHER -




Cruelty -


TAGS: boxman hearts love hurt hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 6:24 pm, #245237
this is more than true, my friend...


REPUBLICANS -


TAGS: republican purple hearts
Rating: 3.36/5

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IllicoPresto - August 31, 2009, 6:36 pm, #113639
Don't forget, more Democrats have served in the military than Republicans. Having "been there," they're not as quick to put troops' lives on the line.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:47 pm, #112022
I was all for turning Afghanistan into molten glass, they attacked us. Iraq should've thrown their own d*** revolution, instead of Congress buying BS about WMD's and non-existent ties between Saddam and Al Queda.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:45 pm, #112021
Depends on the Democrat. Some do, others realize we do need one for self-defense but want it to remain just that instead of invading other countries in wars against "isms".
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:40 pm, #112020
Democrats aren't AGAINST the military. It just offends them to think they need one. "Violence never solved anything." - anonymous, Hiroshima
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:25 pm, #112001
FaultySwitch, they're not against the Military, Military veterans get better treatment and VA funding during Dem presidencies, Republicans just send them off to get killed (and then slash funding for when they get hurt and survive).
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 3:10 pm, #111996
why is the democratic party so against the military that keeps them safe at night. it blows my mind every time i think about it.
KDP3 - June 19, 2009, 5:52 pm, #88328
They are making fun of a man that gos around declaring himself a war hero but never stand up for what he believed in. Now ask what dos the Democratic Congress treat our Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?


SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am, #177364
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


SWEETHEARTS -


TAGS: sweethearts words eating
Rating: 3.78/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:18 am, #101191
Ron again FTW! I don't suppose you would tell me of a good program for making more elaborate posters? I think i am ready to graduate from the "create" screen. Maybe.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:30 pm, #100959
Love it.
MO - July 27, 2009, 6:57 pm, #100946
And pretty!! So pretty...
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm, #100944
...i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone about the E.D...
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm, #100943
...I mean I do feel young!
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:18 pm, #100942
Kids...
RONSART - July 27, 2009, 6:13 pm, #100941
Thax kids...Porc you always soft and sweet...lol Have enjoyed thru the year of battles you and others have in flame wars. So keep up the softness in tone...lol
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm, #100939
haha i like how this was done
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm, #100937
good = got
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm, #100936
And they good that long term mem going...5 Poodlers...*What, yes dear I'll be right there*


Organization XIII -


TAGS: hearts
Rating: 1.65/5

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CraigR - July 5, 2008, 2:45 pm, #8230
Roxas is cool though, and so are their coats
random - July 1, 2008, 1:48 pm, #7782
There's yet to be another crazier group of villains than them too...
Number XIV - February 1, 2008, 7:12 pm, #596
It's so true...


ETERNITY - It seems like love can never end. But one day the tide will come in.


TAGS: hearts in the sand
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:56 pm, #245140
And this one is one of the best that I have seen on this site so far. That, and never feel the need to apologise for something as minor as this. Also, I apologise for replying after such a vast period of time. (There may or may not be some sarcasm here).
Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:52 pm, #245139
There is a difference between "not a fan" and "disappointed". Neither you, nor anyone I can remember on this site, has ever disappointed myself. Simply, I much prefer fewer posters of the highest quality in comparison to a large amount of average ones...
pickleviper - March 24, 2013, 9:22 am, #244625
Thank you for your honesty, Rick. I'm sorry I normally disappoint you.
Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:28 pm, #244610
Honestly, not always a fan of your vast quantity of posters... But this here is something outstanding... I await more like this... Really nice one...
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 7:00 am, #244567
Yeah, 5 waves of an indiscernible neap tide. Roll on, PV.
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 6:27 am, #244566
5 waves PV
Zetmonk - March 22, 2013, 5:48 am, #244564
My word. From happy to depressed in 3 lines flat.
Sho - March 21, 2013, 10:46 pm, #244551
thats a 5 from me


let there be beauty in life -


TAGS: life thearts palahniuk joy
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 25, 2014, 4:28 am, #253813
Two down, two to go. (..and Ph**oshop will handle that lil' problem.)
steve1961 - March 25, 2014, 4:05 am, #253812
Softies...That's why our youths nowadays are running rampant...
rerun - March 24, 2014, 8:38 pm, #253803

I would have approved it too.
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 11:59 am, #253785

Dammit~So blown away by that little girl's bliss, I completely missed it.
Airman - March 24, 2014, 8:49 am, #253784
sonofa.. you're right. Rust never sleeps
steve1961 - March 24, 2014, 2:33 am, #253776
Gawd...don't kill me...but...is that a tag?
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:11 am, #253771

WOW!~~


ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE -


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:24 am, #190068
ROR! 5L, ya gotta love them spoons!


COWBOY BOOTS -


TAGS: bless their lil hearts
Rating: 4.64/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:56 pm, #174025
Thats a cool kid, must be canadian lol. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:56 pm, #173686
cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L
Airman - April 26, 2010, 6:51 pm, #173685
LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 6:40 pm, #173683
I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 6:29 pm, #173680
Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!


- Epic Wordsmith Witty and Topical. Still can't handle his Jägermeister


TAGS: puke that taster like cinnamon hearts
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - October 6, 2009, 12:06 am, #124257
Except in college!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:58 pm, #94232
True dat!!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:51 pm, #94230
If no other lesson in life is learned, everyone needs to understand that nothing good ever comes from Jager.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:49 pm, #94229
moooooooooo is a motifake in real life! Any time he seems really complimentary, you are about to get sh** down!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:44 pm, #94228
Well at least the words were kind to you.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:43 pm, #94227
I searched for the tag cinnamon!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:42 pm, #94225
Well, that did NOT come up when I searched thetrashheap. NOT AT ALL!!!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:41 pm, #94223
This one Nik! hey over here yoohoo!!!!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:39 pm, #93922
I'm sure you mean "seat" and yeah Thanks TTH but what did you do to my dra**s?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:31 pm, #93916
Hey, at least you put the set up eH!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:25 pm, #93912
I wish someone would puke in the aquarium (regardless of what I say in the Forum) They're "her" fish.....Except "Abe" he's the only fish I like.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:24 pm, #93911
perpetual douche baggery from you guys eh!
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:22 pm, #93910
Dammit I told him not to use the fish bowl!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:21 pm, #93909
he's more the "queen"
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:19 pm, #93908
I gave the King of the Porcelain Throne a 5 Poodle mark
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:16 pm, #93907
You know full well I don't have children. If you wanna kill those bastard cats be my guest. did You at least give me 5?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:15 pm, #93906
Too funny
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:14 pm, #93903
You will pay for this you coward. I will eat your children and floss with your pets.


QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded


TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm, #150494
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm, #150481
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "b***er knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm, #150478
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm, #150474
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm, #150470
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm, #150467
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm, #150466
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm, #150465
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm, #150462
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm, #150459
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm, #150458
Hmmmm.


DIO - The Flame has died. Is it heaven or hell for RJD?


TAGS: rip great one you will live on in our hearts
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:45 pm, #176954
RIP Rock God. Heaven or hell, it's nothing to worry about. He was a deity in his own right.
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm, #176952
We're a ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah. We're a laugh without a tear The hope without the fear We are coming home...
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm, #176949
We're off to the witch, we may never never come home, but the magic that we'll feel is worth a lifetime.
Zed - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm, #176948
We're all born upon the cross, we're the throw before the toss, you can release yourself, but the only way is down.
Robert the Bruce - May 20, 2010, 12:55 pm, #176896
Nice to see someone thought of this.
Cloudchaser - May 17, 2010, 9:36 am, #176271
I'm hoping that he was Hungry For Heaven


Two hearts beating -


TAGS: two hearts beating seperate seperating seperation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:20 am, #259797
Niiiiiice! 5 goth lions to the Silver one!


World-O-Hope -


TAGS: hope within minds hearts souls
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 4, 2014, 11:56 pm, #257638
Hmm... I wonder...
GaryO - November 4, 2014, 10:54 pm, #257634
Man, Edgeth, you’ve got tremendous range. What’s next, rutabaga background framed in steel I beams?


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